"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."There you go.
It might be just me, but it didn't seem to hit the spot when I read it, and I guess snappy one-liners can't be pinned to the printed page. I could imagine laughing at it, but I just didn't. It's the way you tell 'em, after all. The oddest thing about this is that they also gave prizes for the worst jokes, but if you weren't told which were which, you would be hard pushed to tell the difference. One guy told the worst joke of the Fringe this year, but last year had the best. Could you put them the right way round?:
"Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"
"How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."
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In other news, Coastguards say a large crocodile sighted in the English Channel was actually a piece of wood. Fair point, really.