Song of the Pasties

source: This is Cornwall
A good crust and a trusty hand!
A faithful heart and true!
George Osborne's men shall understand
what Cornish food can do!
And have they fixed the budget yet?
Shall pasties be served cold?
Here's twenty percent VAT
before it's even sold!

And is your pasty warm?
And was it when it sold?
Here's twenty thousand Cornish men
don't like to eat it cold!

With apologies to R. S. Hawker


Left-footer said…
Excellent. I love good parodies. I even try to write them.

God bless!
Ray Barnes said…
Nice one Charlie. I'm sure Trelawney would have agreed with you. May God protect all of us (even the Cornish) from Budget excess.

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